DIM-WITTED COWBOY

An old cowboy, dressed in a cowboy shirt, jeans,
ten gallon hat, spurs, and chaps was sitting
in a bar sipping his whiskey when a beautiful young woman
walked in and sat down next to him.
After a few minutes she turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy"?


"Well," he replied, "I've spent my whole life
on the ranch, herding cattle, breaking horses,
mending fences and such, so I reckon I am."


After a short time he turned to the young woman
and asked, "What're you, young lady?"


"I've never been on a ranch", she replied,
"so I'm certainly no cowboy. I'm a lesbian",
she went on. "I've spent my whole life thinking about
other women. As soon as I get up in the
morning I start to think of women. When I eat I think of women.
When I shower I think of women.
When I watch TV I think of women.
When I sleep I dream of women.
Everything seems to make me think of women."
A short time later the young woman left
and an older couple came in and sat down next to the
cowboy. In a few minutes they turned to the cowboy
and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought that I was,
but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"